Have you ever talked to someone who owns an Airblaster Merino Ninja Suit? You'd know. They'd tell you in the first few minutes of interacting, and they won't let you forget it either- going on and on about how it's just the darndest layer. It's the best base layer they've ever had because they've never once been cold or wet. They'll tell you you can jump higher and rip faster just because of the unique Merino wool blend. They'll tell you the thumb loops keep everything in place real nice, and they'll tell you how easy it is to hit the restroom even though you didn't exactly ask. They'll wear a cotton hoodie to a powder day just to prove how legendary the Airblaster Merino Ninja Suit is. And the thing is, they're right about it all, so now you have one and you love it.
