Burton Ion Boa Snowboard Boots

The skier bros trundling along on the lift are already in awe of your lightening fast reflexes, jealous of your face shots, and stunned at your devil-may-care attitude to life-threatening gnar, but just wait until they catch a glimpse of your insane holographic Burton Ion Boa Snowboard Boots. These things look like they've been beamed onto planet earth from a perma-powing alternate reality, and they ride like it too. Stiff, responsive, and powerful, yet instantly wearable thanks to their Total Comfort Construction, the Ions will keep you charging for eons.